Syn's Quote Database

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[21:58:20] TembreUnemployed: I onced rednted the first bling just to try it out, but it's not for me. [21:58:40] DruG: Yeah. [21:58:46] DruG: It's high maintenance. [21:59:00] DruG: But it gets the juices flowing. [21:59:04] DruG: If you know what I mean. [21:59:21] TembreUnemployed: No. [21:59:32] DruG: Damn. [21:59:40] TembreUnemployed: Hoping I'd tell you? [21:59:44] DruG: It gets the engine started. [21:59:53] DruG: It opens the flood gates. [21:59:54] Deleren: Drug, I don't understand. [21:59:54] TembreUnemployed: Mmm... nothing. [22:00:05] DruG: hmmmm [22:00:15] DruG: It throws the cat in the tub. [22:00:18] DruG: That good? [22:00:27] Hasyr: It throws out my back. [22:00:36] TembreUnemployed: Hmm. [22:00:38] DruG: hah [22:00:45] TembreUnemployed: Cat. Tub. [22:00:53] Hasyr: Shit. [22:00:58] Hasyr: I left the cat in the tub.

[22:04:33] *** DruG (effoff@hsa127.pool023.at101.earthlink.net) Quit (Quit: [06-07-03 :: 12:58:24] <@Syn> DruG just has a big log.) [22:06:36] Kyel: Its true [22:06:39] Kyel: Ive seen it [22:07:10] Banquo: You slut. [22:07:18] Banquo: I thought mine was the only log you liked! [22:07:19] Kyel: Your just jealous [22:07:36] Banquo: Jealous? i can get a slice of J's log anytime i want. [22:07:38] Banquo: Bitch. [22:07:45] Kyel: Tramp!

[23:53:29] Jenru: Jesus I spell and type like the 8 year old I really am....

[13:17:14] Hume: still play T2? [13:17:21] kizzak: sometimes Hume [13:17:31] Hume: started now, just waiting for T3 tho [13:17:46] crack: Rise of the MAchines [13:17:55] Hume: well.. erm.. Tribes 3 actually [13:17:59] crack: oh, right.

[16:56:18] aintab: ass? oh, god yes.

[13:07:44] crack: I like women that resemble human females. [13:07:51] Syn: Only resemble. [13:08:10] Owyn_Darklighter: lol [13:08:17] Remington_Steele: heheh [13:08:25] TembreFe`ll: That wouldn't disqualify most of the men in the combine. [13:08:26] crack: Yes, but the resemblance has to hold up against adequate lighting [13:08:38] TembreFe`ll: See above [13:08:47] crack: hmm [13:08:51] crack: ah [13:08:59] crack: see I did specify women [13:09:16] TembreFe`ll: I'm sure that was a typo.

[16:16:37] * Baron_Tierrato is, however, a good substitute for non-dairy creamer

[19:57:04] Banquo: ((I wear fashionable dresses though)) [19:59:42] Corran: ((you wear dresses. Banquo in character if you ever call me sweety again... :) )) [19:59:55] Banquo: ((You like it)) [20:00:15] Corran: ((no... well... maybe.. just a little

[21:45:26] tycho: i have a fire in my pants

[01:15:30] TembreFe`ll: Olie, let me get you a step ladder so you can jump up my butt.

[16:40:54] Hume: well.. genius is 90% precipitation and 10% inspiration.. [16:41:06] Thorian_Soon: persperation [16:41:10] Hume: i meant that. [16:41:14] Thorian_Soon: precipitation is rain [16:41:24] Syn: perspiration maybe (: [16:41:25] Hume: erm. [16:41:36] Hume: ok. Proves im not very clever then. [16:41:41] * Hume bangs some rocks together

[17:01:10] karfai: the DEA and DPD are doing drug busts again [17:01:43] * IWAssassin was about to say "what the hell is the dpd" [17:02:04] IWAssassin: well its not as obvious as NYPD [17:02:09] karfai: detroit police department [17:02:19] Thorian_Soon: or Dallas [17:02:24] IWAssassin: Denver [17:02:27] karfai: bah [17:02:49] IWAssassin: yeah the DEA and Denver Police are doing drug busts in Detroit [17:03:09] Thorian_Soon: thats because the Detroit PD are doing the drugs

[17:03:36] karfai: ever since they shot the blind deaf guy, with a rake [17:03:46] Syn: Ouch! They shot him with a rake? [17:03:47] TembreFe`ll: Tehy shot him with a rake? [17:03:49] karfai: they claimed he was a threat to 7 officers [17:03:50] Thorian_Soon: he probably owed them for dope [17:03:50] Hume: he didnt see it coming [17:03:53] Hume: boom boom [17:04:18] TembreFe`ll: Well who sees a rake coming, even if you aren't blind. [17:04:29] TembreFe`ll: Wait wait... [17:04:31] karfai: yea [17:04:37] karfai: they've fired over 500 officers [17:04:38] karfai: in a year [17:04:38] TembreFe`ll: If he was blind AND deaf... [17:04:45] TembreFe`ll: Why was he gardening? [17:04:52] Hume: mercy killing eh? [17:04:53] IWAssassin: cause he was dumb too [17:04:54] karfai: he was smoking crack in an alley [17:05:04] TembreFe`ll: With a rake? [17:05:06] Hume: with a rake? [17:05:10] Thorian_Soon: yeah [17:05:12] Hume: thats impressive crack smoking [17:05:20] karfai: he ws trying to sell the rake [17:05:22] karfai: was [17:05:24] TembreFe`ll: How do you know to go after cops if you're blind and deaf. [17:05:24] Hume: ah.. [17:05:27] Hume: to cops? [17:05:29] Thorian_Soon: for drugs? [17:05:30] karfai: no [17:05:34] karfai: but sell it for drugs [17:05:39] TembreFe`ll: The rake? [17:05:42] karfai: it seems you don't know what crack heads do [17:05:44] IWAssassin: so he was trying to sell the rake that the cops shot him with while smoking dope? [17:05:45] Hume: damn.. rakes get a good price these days [17:05:51] * Hume goes out and hordes some rakes [17:05:56] karfai: no [17:06:00] Hume: just hope the police dont find me, [17:06:01] TembreFe`ll: Well he was blind, maybe he thought it was something else. [17:06:08] Thorian_Soon: like a giant bong [17:06:13] karfai: but u'd be surprised at what they will sell

[18:46:14] Baron_Tierrato: (I just may be channeling a gay-man)

[18:48:50] *** IWAssassin (Asdf@208.187.57.27) has joined [18:48:53] EricJackson: yes [18:48:56] Benson: weee [18:48:57] EricJackson: very kinky. [18:49:04] EricJackson: Speaking of kinky, howdy IWA

[19:02:21] Benson: I need a new body [19:02:25] Benson: every day [19:02:39] Syn: You can have Jackson's body. Uh, every day if you like. [19:02:47] EricJackson: You know it

[20:37:37] *** Syn is now known as Tyn [20:37:52] *** tycho is now known as sycho [20:37:59] sycho: syn stole my T D: [20:38:03] Tyn: Tycho stole my S!

[00:25:42] Bryce: Syn's feminine hygiene products! a bonus!

[00:37:07] EricJackson: I've needed that for a while. C'mere, Syn, come change my diaper!

[14:35:13] Syn: DruG, did you ever set up those sign-up sheets for your pens and stapler? [14:35:26] jeric: :D [14:35:36] jeric: No, I took other peoples. [14:35:36] crack: How are those TPS reports coming? [14:35:36] jeric: :o [14:35:40] TembreFe`ll: Did you get those TPS reports in? [14:35:49] jeric: Damn. [14:35:55] jeric: Send the memo. [14:36:02] crack: Drug, did you get my memo about the TPS reports? [14:36:17] jeric: Yeah, got a few copies. [14:36:17] jeric: Maybe a few more would help. [14:36:27] TembreFe`ll: Really need you to be cracing down on those TPS whatchahoozits.

[22:50:24] *** Keir_Santage is now known as Crickets [22:50:27] * Crickets chirp [22:51:00] * Syn shoots crickets, [22:51:16] * Crickets make obscene gesture [22:52:08] * Syn steps on the charred remains of crickets [22:53:30] * Crickets lie there, dead, immobile, ex-crickets [22:57:42] *** Nero is now known as Scavengers [22:57:53] * Scavengers like dead crickets [22:58:10] * Crickets bemoan their fate [22:58:20] * Icarus likes shooting scavengers [22:58:33] * Scavengers peck at Icarus' eyes

[00:22:51] EricJackson: every time someone says something, my log grows. [00:22:53] EricJackson: Weird. [00:22:57] Syn: ...... [00:23:15] TembreFe`ll: You mean your penis? [00:23:22] EricJackson: it sounded so perfect when I said it to myself. [00:24:55] EricJackson: ever step on a lego? UGH [00:25:02] PLt_Rick_Olie: depends if there is a pole in the way [00:25:37] Syn: of the lego? [00:26:02] EricJackson: err [00:26:11] EricJackson: I bet that sounded perfect when he thought of it too

[04:13:38] Syn: A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "gimme a beer and a mop." [04:15:43] Crog: good one [04:15:58] Crog: he has to mop the floor to pay for the beer

[14:17:01] LGen_Trevelan: It's digusting :P [14:17:09] Baron_Tierrato: Incredibly [14:19:18] crack: Not unlike your $immediatefamilymemberofopposinggender$

[17:00:36] * Baron_Tierrato systematically prods everyone with a pointy stick [17:00:50] * Finn_Setanta is turned on

[17:01:18] * Finn_Setanta is DEAD sexy [17:01:24] Finn_Setanta: Or maybe I just find dead people sexy [17:01:30] Finn_Setanta: I can never remember

[02:01:44] TembreFe`ll: Kyel, you wouldn't know how to trigger Syn's moan sound if you had directions from AAA.

[02:12:33] LGen_Trevelan: Grr why is it so hard to find someone on top of a giant wolf? :P

[03:09:51] Banquo: Ah but this is the Combine... its motto is : If it isnt broken... break it.

[09:52:45] * Keir_Santage whistles [09:52:53] * Keir_Santage twiddles thumbs [09:53:06] * Keir_Santage begins undressing Tembre with his eyes [09:53:11] * Keir_Santage reaches his hairy chest [09:53:21] * Keir_Santage rapidly begins redressing Tembre with his eyes

[15:59:16] Takanaki_Narusegawa: i have a big thing in my mouth [15:59:18] Takanaki_Narusegawa: and it isnt my tongue

[20:07:55] Chiss_Veers: Navik is gonnad dance naked for us [20:08:22] Plojo: ooooh NAked Ikron? [20:08:29] Plojo: Syns gonna love that [20:08:35] syn: I am? [20:08:35] EricJackson: I know I do

[23:46:22] * Keir_Santage sticks his nuts in Evrot's hole

[23:49:13] Joshua_Doors: hold me [23:49:59] * Keir_Santage holds JD [23:50:10] * Joshua_Doors hugs Keir [23:50:13] Keir_Santage: JD, if I said you have a beautiful body.... [23:50:24] Joshua_Doors: I'm so sorry I said those things Keir [23:50:26] Evrot: uh oh [23:50:55] Joshua_Doors: Keir...if you said I had a beautfil body I would love you forever [23:51:08] Evrot: josh [23:51:20] Evrot: go to porn before you go to men [23:51:22] Joshua_Doors: Evrot/ [23:51:25] Joshua_Doors: wtf? [23:51:30] Joshua_Doors: Keir is male [23:51:40] Joshua_Doors: I thought Keir was female. and karellan was male

[23:56:54] DruG: I want salty nuts that won't give me gas. [23:57:00] DruG: Is that too much to ask for?

[23:59:34] Keir_Santage: Am I too comfortable with my sexuality? [23:59:51] Evrot: you can never be too comfortable [00:00:21] * Keir_Santage sidles alongside Evrot, drapes his arm over him and gazes into his eyes [00:00:23] Keir_Santage: Tell me more

[00:47:41] * Keir_Santage throws Eric down and shags him like the animal he is [00:47:48] EricJackson: :D

[01:08:03] * Keir_Santage strips naked, and dances to YMCA

[14:13:33] crack: Ill turn this channel right around if you all dont knock off that chatter.

[15:11:43] Baron_Tierrato: Servers are like women... can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex without them

[00:00:42] Banquo: Well we cant all be open about our homosexuality.

[18:58:33] Rick_Blaine: Where in Disney do you work, KD? [18:59:03] KD: Disney Store. [19:01:03] KD: I'm a "Cast Member". [19:01:29] KD: See, the Disney Store has inside show-esque lingo. [19:01:36] * SwLordd (gate@clt88-130-094.carolina.rr.com) has joined #SWC-Members [19:01:44] KD: The backroom isn't the backroom... it is "backstage". [19:01:53] KD: The store itself is "onstage". [19:02:02] KD: We don't wear uniforms... they are "costumes". [19:02:14] KD: And it's not the cash register... it's the "box office". [19:02:15] SwLordd: work at disney? [19:02:25] KD: Good guess.

[00:11:19] * Keir_Santage continues nudging Tembre's body, trying to pick it up for a night of hot lovin'

[03:34:43] TembreFe`ll: Ranma's the smelly odd looking shut-in uncle of the Combine.

[15:21:59] TembreFe`ll: Ah, I'm minty in places mint fears to tread. [15:22:04] Cyrus: No advertising. [15:22:09] TembreFe`ll: Sorry.

[18:20:09] EricJackson: After that, I will win the heart of the Galaxy's finest lad

[22:35:26] Joshua_Doors: you know what the most attractive thing about you is? [22:35:34] TembreFe`ll: My ass? [22:35:42] Joshua_Doors: Your ass.

[01:37:38] * Redbat rubs keir's ass

[01:44:05] Syn: Dear journal [01:44:12] Syn: Today was a boring day [01:44:20] Syn: I got three emails that I gave a damn about and a bunch of spam [01:44:43] Syn: I was lonely so I called the phone sex hotline six times. [01:44:51] Syn: Now I'm several hundred dollars in debt. [01:45:03] TembreFe`ll: Dear Reese. [01:45:07] TembreFe`ll: Do you think I can resond? I'm a book. [01:45:08] Keir_Santage: Dear Journal, some sex-crazed woman kept phoning my cellphone this morning... [01:45:12] TembreFe`ll: Get a life. [01:45:14] TembreFe`ll: -Your journal.

[15:56:31] * AceBlair can see a stop sign from his windows. [15:56:43] Keir_Santage: So can I, stop stalking me Ace! [15:56:54] AceBlair: You found out. [15:56:59] AceBlair: Guess I go back home now. [15:57:07] Keir_Santage: No, we can make love first [15:57:12] AceBlair: Ok good.

[01:27:31] Keir_Santage: Speaking of crossdressing, I'm late for my date on the corner of State and Bank! [01:27:37] * Keir_Santage runs off

[09:11:24] * Taiidan_Dequran takes it, puts it in Syn's mouth and moves it up and down

[22:49:21] Chiss_Veers: yes Im inbred thats why Im freakishly tall

[23:47:19] Deleren: We should just stick with Syn's quote page, seeing as she's always here. [23:47:54] Mosep: not always ;) [23:47:59] * Quits: Syn (starsign@RIRC.52FCF95099318.SWC) (Ping timeout)

[23:52:29] * Mosep sure beat it hard yesterday

[21:40:42] Kris: I hate bodyclosk [21:40:49] Kris: **blodycocks

[22:08:37] * Gouldy wonders again why there is another man in his bed with a Cricket bat

[23:03:43] * Keir fills Banquo [23:03:50] * Banquo swallows

[00:44:56] EricJackson: This is the only room in the world where "I dont drink beer" can be interpreted as "A bear got her pregnant"

[19:01:41] Cmdr_Divad_Drazzen: Dont just save the whales, collect the whole set!

[23:41:46] Wan: i've seen one of those magic tricks where you stick a fork in your eye and the juice comes out [23:42:05] EricJackson: Well, its not a trick, you've really stuck a fork in your eye, and that juice would be blood

[23:32:24] Gouldy: i usually do Avid [23:32:30] Syn: Eww [23:32:30] Avid: lol [23:32:31] C[a]maris: you do avid? [23:32:34] C[a]maris: usually? [23:32:36] Tembre: Yuo do him? [23:32:39] Tembre: lol [23:32:42] Avid: I do anyone

[23:49:04] TomServo: Dear jesus, it's 87 degrees in my room again [23:49:13] Syn: Dear tom, that's nice. [23:49:29] TomServo: Dear jesus, fix it. [23:49:35] Syn: Dear tom, go to hell. [23:49:50] TomServo: Dear jesus, suck my back. [23:49:57] Syn: Dear tom, you'd like that, wouldn't you? [23:50:19] C[a]maris: Dear God, you're son is being an asshole.

[22:42:37] Kosh_Naranek: man, I had about 12 drinks [22:42:41] Kosh_Naranek: of hard shit too [22:42:50] Syn: mmm.. hard shit. [22:42:53] Deleren: lol [22:42:55] TembreFe`ll: Drink alcohol, not shit. [22:42:59] Deleren: Hurts when it comes out. [22:43:02] Deleren: Youch.

[18:08:54] DruG: Chinese food. [18:08:58] Syn: Teriyaki? [18:08:59] DruG: "Panda Express" [18:09:05] DruG: If ya wank. [18:09:08] Syn: If I wank?!? [18:09:08] DruG: erm [18:09:09] DruG: want [18:09:16] DruG: Sorry, slipped :P [18:09:25] TembreFe`ll: Well stop wanking. [18:09:30] TembreFe`ll: You'll slip less.

[21:35:22] Plojo: take it off Nero!

[23:02:51] Deleren: Yeah, her real name is Buffy "The Vampire" Slayer.

[16:57:02] * PLt_Rick_Olie sits and does nothing [16:57:19] * Zabdoo breathes [16:57:26] * Darkara_Sanjit whacks off

[22:36:52] IWAssassin: mine hasnt been touched in months [22:36:54] IWAssassin: even by me

[22:56:27] Corran_Rann: Gouldy is too easy.

[15:26:17] Baron_Tierrato: I'm unhappy with my breast size... I'm not developing as fast as the other girls

[22:55:37] Syn: nero is the father of almost 30 kittens [22:55:58] Nero: yeah, you weren't supposed to tell D=

[05:55:33] Lord_Kazvar: BK when are you having my babies? [05:55:52] BlackKnight: hmm let me check [05:56:00] * BlackKnight pees on stick

[06:16:41] crack: I dont need a bra, I just like [06:16:41] crack: uh

[18:14:03] * EricJackson gags over IWA's. [18:14:07] EricJackson: Too big [18:14:16] * EricJackson nibbles on IWA's. [18:14:22] EricJackson: Much better. [18:14:26] * EricJackson finishes IWA off

[18:14:54] * EricJackson eats himself out

[16:09:24] TomServo: My left hand fingers are all calloused, but my right hand fingers are still wimpy. [16:09:41] Kyel: Switch hands [16:09:54] TomServo: Doesn't really work that way. [16:10:02] Tyvokk[a]_Charaal: Yeah.. [16:10:03] Kyel: Feels like cheating eh?

[17:42:23] * keir phones Plojo [17:42:34] * keir hits 1 to accept the charges of $4.95 a minute [17:42:39] * Plojo answers [17:42:45] Plojo: "Hey big boy" [17:42:51] keir: I want to do dirty things to you

[15:34:02] Phryss: I am looking for a woman who will appreciate haveing a man who has been castrated to serve her . A Mistress ! I am not into licking boots or groveling for your pleasure so don't ask . I will however serve your needs and desires as your personal eunuch slave .I love to go down and I am still able on occasion to perform like a man .. I look forward to serving you Mistress , call me !

[13:58:19] IWAssassin: my rubber dissolved [13:58:38] IWAssassin: the rubber I was chewing on

[02:57:34] DanE: im having fun with your 14 yr old ass

[15:01:11] Keir_Santage: According the "Character Skill" rules, I can run Speed*10metres metres in six seconds =) [15:01:20] Keir_Santage: Which means...I'm immobile =) [15:05:39] Orion: Keir.. it just means you can't run [15:05:51] Orion: not immobile [15:06:06] Keir_Santage: Can't run at all? [15:06:08] Keir_Santage: I just toddle? [15:06:48] * Keir_Santage casually strolls past his attackers [15:06:49] Keir_Santage: ta-ta gents [15:07:33] * Lowana_Starlighter yawns and takes a nap [15:08:05] * Keir_Santage hopes he can get by her, before she wakes up [15:08:09] * Keir_Santage reverts to 'tiptoe' mode [15:10:03] * Lowana_Starlighter eyes Keir as he wakes her up [15:10:05] Lowana_Starlighter: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [15:11:13] Keir_Santage: Oops [15:11:22] * Keir_Santage tries longer strides to escape [15:11:26] Keir_Santage: Begging your pardon ma'am

[23:32:15] Lowana_Starlighter: Kyel... eat salt [23:32:47] * Kyel procedes to eat said salt ? [23:33:08] Kyel: mmm salty [23:33:32] TembreFe`ll: What the hell kind of insult is "Eat salt?" [23:33:48] TembreFe`ll: What are you, Australian? [23:34:41] TembreFe`ll: Eat salt! [23:35:48] TembreFe`ll: Lowana usually fights gastropods. [23:37:10] Lowana_Starlighter: its not an insult [23:37:12] Lowana_Starlighter: its a command [23:37:23] Lowana_Starlighter: which he obeyed [23:37:31] TembreFe`ll: "You need more sodium in your diet, bitch!"

[11:56:49] * EricJackson arches an eyebrow. "There are easier ways to get to my wallet." [11:58:36] keir|NowWithWings: I want in your pants, but I'm not after your wallet ;) [11:58:46] *** keir|NowWithWings is now known as keir|NowWithRestrainingOrder

[13:09:26] Bartan: any cmg's hiring? [13:09:37] DeMeer: lol [13:09:44] DeMeer: they always are [13:09:56] gc: no. the combine is now closed.

[20:10:51] Beowulf_Homework: Now, is this a testicle, or a spleen? [20:11:24] Beowulf_Homework: Whoops, nevermind [20:11:25] Beowulf_Homework: It was my watch

[12:43:32] Venix: Vey, can I have your nuts ? Tired of your bananna.

[19:37:14] Avid: Keir, do me

[14:26:09] Zell: It's cold, it's wet, it's full of thugs, it's poor, and it's not got anything good. [14:27:03] Lisa: 1. All of England is cold 2. See point 1 3. I've never been mugged 4. Everyone is richer than me 6. It's got plenty good [14:27:20] keir: Do they not have a number 5 where you live? [14:27:25] Lisa: no, they don't [14:27:32] keir: Okay =) [14:27:35] Lisa: that's one thing the North East doesn't have [14:27:45] * keir writes letter of complaint to British Minister of Education.

[00:18:29] *** Brooks (NS@CPE0040f428fca4-CM000a739a5b0e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #swc-members [00:18:34] *** Brooks (NS@CPE0040f428fca4-CM000a739a5b0e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has left #swc-members [00:18:55] Rok: In and out real fast, i like that in a man

[14:37:28] Ethan_The_Rogue: no one needs to fake with me ;) [14:38:23] Avid: "your so big!" is what I usually hear.... you know my self esteem sucks now.... [14:39:35] Ethan_The_Rogue: see whereas girls with me...their jaw just drops and the drooling begins [14:39:50] TomServo: And that's when you realize they aren't looking at you.

[22:03:59] keir: Kal's a Quarren with a penchent for puns, Brooks is a cool guy, Liat wants to grow up and be a thief. Syn regales the SWC community with tales of actually having* Sex* which tittilates the boys of SWC to no end,. [22:04:04] keir: Tara beat us to stealing a star destroyer, Thraken's a Sith who isn't really one, Thrax is an FF warrior who doesn't talk much, and Keir is not to be trusted. [22:04:19] keir: And they will all now beat me for setting off their flashers, except for Kal, who *is* in fact, a flasher

[13:14:09] Avid_Soyak: is currently listening to: I Love you! [Barney and Friends] Length [2:46]

[20:11:14] TembreFe`ll: We all know how Tom takes it. [20:11:22] TomServo: I take it in the ear.

[10:33:51] * Lord_Daniels pokes Tembre [10:33:59] * TembreFe`ll moans [10:34:12] Lord_Daniels: by mouth? [10:34:19] Lord_Daniels: ;) [10:34:27] TembreFe`ll: No, my vagina moaned... [10:34:31] TembreFe`ll: wtf.

[10:58:57] Veynom: The suggestion of Tembre is good. I will now make sure that it works.

[22:45:51] MichaelTownsend: well i want a whore, run along now [22:46:29] * Fist wants a shameless, painted, wrinkled $5 whore! [22:46:42] MichaelTownsend: no teeth either [22:46:56] Fist: Dentures! [22:47:01] Bubbles: cause townsend likes them old [22:47:07] Bubbles: old and rotten [22:47:07] MichaelTownsend: hell yeah [22:47:11] MichaelTownsend: wrinked [22:47:16] MichaelTownsend: wrinkled too

[22:06:10] keir: Raan, shut up with hindsight [22:06:24] keir: I've had it up to here with "You really shouldn't fire hunting arrows in a dormitory at night"

[15:18:14] Rok: Every battle I have been in Durand I have been up on the frontlines, doing my duty as a soldier and as a man [15:18:29] Durand: indeed [15:18:32] Durand: ive been in one battle [15:18:35] Durand: same goes for me [15:18:39] Durand: was on teh feild before my men [15:18:43] Durand: with my fellow sith

[02:30:56] TembreFe`ll: I have a short wang.

[20:57:16] Dannar_SherGarr: Canadian Road Sign Painters: http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0167-jpg.html [20:59:20] Andrew_Fel: we don't have those anywhere [20:59:40] Andrew_Fel: we don't paint school on the roads [21:03:28] Dannar_SherGarr: Why, you had too many kids standing on street corners wondering where the teachers were?

[10:59:33] Keir|Pregnant: I don't like to brag, but at 3 and a half inches, I like to think that I'm known as a rather large tool [10:59:39] Keir|Pregnant: ;)

[01:34:33] TembreFe`ll: Someone killed the Combine server. [01:34:44] Redbat: no? [01:34:52] TembreFe`ll: It's slow as hell. [01:34:59] Redbat: it has no traffic at all [01:35:11] TembreFe`ll: Well, think about that for a sec. [01:35:27] Redbat: oh shit

[21:26:24] Executor_Lodge: funny, I've never really felt insulted by you.. [21:26:57] TembreFe`ll: Well then my life is a hollow lie, isn't it. [21:27:25] Executor_Lodge: yes, you may go crawl into the fetal position now :) [21:27:50] TembreFe`ll: Or as it's known in some circles: "The Lodge Manuever."

[21:33:52] Keir_Santage: Do the admins have a gameplan if Fors and Uebles use the "Change Faction Name" function to swap CMG names?

[10:29:44] Ethan_The_Rogue: apparently the Rangers assume the word policy transends all and means wtf you what it to [10:30:13] crack: we got glazed policies in the break room [10:30:34] crack: Krispy Kreme has some fine policies

[17:08:50] Syn: I live right by Canada. [17:08:53] Syn: Like a few inches away. [17:09:22] Keir|busy: Well, that's a longer distance than any part of my anatomy can reach :(

[15:54:16] TembreFe`ll: Why is Nero wearing a dress in the coronation? [15:59:06] Nero: because it makes me feel pretty

[16:01:05] Hal_Breden: Yeah, Keir has a problem with math. His answer to the question "If you have 4 ships, and someone takes 2 ships away, what do you have?" is "A new recruit."

[19:55:41] Alley: 'ello z [19:56:28] scavanger: y are you named after a place where people put garbage? [19:57:09] RuneTao: Why are you named after a person that goes through it?

[13:11:43] Syn[SWG]: Stajda, are you a virgin? [13:11:48] scavanger: no. [13:11:57] Syn[SWG]: Even if we narrow it down to girls? [13:12:03] scavanger: ... [13:12:08] scavanger: I am not a virgin

[20:47:50] David_Leviathian: yes i love to take it up the ass [20:47:54] David_Leviathian: but here is a point [20:48:04] David_Leviathian: how can you be gay if you don't get any from guys either

[17:27:09] Redbat: my boobs are sexy!

[19:23:00] * eureb puts his staff between Xizor's legs, and lifts up quickly and as hard as he can

[00:11:38] Kyel: Dont have to be rich to be my girl [00:13:45] MRaleigh: don't have to be a girl to be his girl either

[12:32:42] scavenger: i got there too late to find a one night stand girl last night.. it takes time to be able to figure out which are whores and which aren't [12:37:06] scavenger: last night however, I didn't spot any whores.. not aleady taken

[16:50:01] Mosep: try 3 in the ass >.< [16:50:16] Bast|asleep: Mosep I think mine was worse....

[16:51:21] TembreFe`ll: They lined Squall up like a circus seal. [16:51:26] Squall_Chitose: yeah [16:51:29] Bast|asleep: but if I do it again, I'm wearing a cup [16:51:31] Squall_Chitose: I was bruised [16:51:34] Squall_Chitose: really bad

[16:52:44] Bast|asleep: it was a speedball arena and in the middle was a bus with some logs tied together going upwards as stairs [16:52:51] Bast|asleep: there was a small hole in the logs [16:53:02] TembreFe`ll: I don't want to hear where this is going.

[16:54:49] Squall_Chitose: nothing is cooler than a headshot in paintball. The splater is cool. [16:55:16] TembreFe`ll: Squall likes to take it in the face. [16:55:44] Squall_Chitose: its the money shot, Tem

[18:44:31] Max: I think that local sports team can win the next one if local hero steps up and takes the lead. [18:44:56] Max: The important thing is that local sports team comes out strong and each player gives 110%. [18:45:03] TembreFe`ll: Local hero sucks since scandal. [18:45:24] TembreFe`ll: He never got over injury in sporting event. [18:45:36] Hobbes: Local coach sucks too. [18:45:54] TembreFe`ll: They haven't had a good year since previous year. [18:46:44] Max: If local coach can stick to the gameplan and keep an eye on local hero, he may be able to pull off a win. [18:46:59] Hobbes: The aforementioned previous year was not good because local team couldn't deliver products and/or services which may be rendered. [18:48:10] TembreFe`ll: They beat rival team by score/time/other in final sporting event! [18:49:11] Max: Yes, but rival hero is out with injury right now and rival is hurting because of it. [18:49:54] TembreFe`ll: Rival team is no good since coach was fired by manager! [18:50:41] Hobbes: Rival team's disgruntled coach has given away all the secret plays to the local sports team! [18:50:47] Max: Local team can't afford to underestimate any opponent since their demise last season in final sporting event. [18:51:02] TembreFe`ll: And new coach plays player before score/time/other is at optimum winning position.

[20:18:59] Max|O_o: Wait.. wait.. wait. [20:19:11] Max|O_o: You mean the crewlist feature isn't a handy enemy lister too? [20:19:15] * Max|O_o scratches his head.

[14:18:39] Luke: heya [14:18:43] Luke: looking at my wedding dress

[21:10:01] KeirneaPig: BK, don't kill me [21:10:05] KeirneaPig: But erm...Passengers: 2 / 1 [21:10:15] KeirneaPig: I think I'm sitting on someone's lap [21:10:25] * KeirneaPig whispers And I think he's aroused

[12:14:10] Freiza: I live in geargia there high scools are the best in america I think so anyway

[01:05:57] Keir: I don't think we should be so mean to Freiza, it's possible he was hit by a train, spent the last 15 years of his life in a coma, and has only just awoken, is schizoid and believes his alter ego to be a caveman, suffers severe brain trauma and lives in an iron lung.

[20:09:01] * Jenru whales on a guitar [20:12:16] TomServo: Why is Jenru whaling on a guitar? [20:12:31] * TomServo calls up harbor patrol

[23:01:15] *** Prince_Tholin (Prince_Tho@dialup-25.27.221.203.acc51-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) has joined #swc-discussion [23:01:20] Prince_Tholin: no. [23:04:28] Keir: agreed [23:04:44] Kyel: I contend you views

[00:46:26] TomServo|SS2: Syn is on SWU? [00:46:28] Syn: No [00:46:35] TomServo|SS2: Okay, good.' [00:46:50] TomServo|SS2: You had me worried, confused, and I just lost my erection.

[18:51:20] Mokbar: greetings guys. Anything new? [18:51:40] JER[iC]: There is blood in my stool. [18:51:50] JER[iC]: Cancer of the ass, maybe. [18:52:43] Mokbar: I don't think we needed to know that [18:53:15] JER[iC]: You asked. [18:53:47] Mokbar: no I didn't [18:54:06] JER[iC]: [06:51:00] <@Mokbar> greetings guys. Anything new? [18:54:14] JER[iC]: I don't normally have blood in my stool. [18:54:19] JER[iC]: Now I do.

[21:30:18] Phryss: woah [21:30:22] Phryss: it just halved my eta [21:30:23] Phryss: BUG! [21:31:11] * Phryss prods BK [21:31:18] Phryss: I don't have the bandwidth for the tracker. [21:34:19] Phryss: BUG! [21:34:24] Phryss: A real one this time. [21:34:35] * Phryss holds up crumpled kleenex triumphantly.

[15:38:09] [2lt]Stockmann: if god sends me to hell, he's an ass

[10:42:38] Nuada: but i'm also built like a wall [10:42:50] Ral-Busy: Out of bricks?

[11:55:09] Keir: I'd like to complain I submit 8 links to the links library and never got awarded [11:55:13] Keir: that is all [11:55:28] TembreFe`ll: Processing. [11:55:59] TembreFe`ll: Please stay on the line, your complaints are very important to us... [11:59:15] TomServo: I'm sorry, there are no operators avaliable to take your call. Your call is being forwarded to an automated voice message system. [12:35:40] TembreFe`ll: Please continue to hold, your complaints are very important to us and will be answered in the order they were recieved...

[18:30:24] Keir|TheWatchmen: I'm wearing a waterbra [18:31:12] Keir|TheWatchmen: It gives me the support I need, while allowing my ample bosom the freedom to feel unfettered like in conventional bras

[00:37:25] TembreFe`ll: They cut all the interesting bits. [00:38:05] Keir: That's what the doctors did when I was born too =\

[02:07:34] TomServo: I think she's taking a "lovemaking" approach, rather than a "let me stick my peepee in your peepee" approach. [02:07:48] Keir: Tom, the two genitals should not have the same name....

[02:49:42] Syn: Holy shit I can't see [02:49:44] Syn: What's going on? [02:49:58] Syn: There appears to be a shirt over my head. [02:50:12] Keir: Are there towels? If you can feel towels you're in the linen closet again

[11:03:25] Phryss: Important: Your handle in this post must be exact, as this is where XP/CPs will go. Make sure you tell me, and make sure I fix it, if it isn't. Not my fault that I don't "pay atention," or can't "read," or haven't "had sex with a woman," or don't "own a toothbrush."

[11:50:09] * Phryss reflects. [11:50:22] Phryss: "I wonder if perhaps I could have been more helpful in that situation." [11:51:11] Phryss: "In other news, Syn is developing nicely. I get strange feelings when I notice her filling in. Will have to explore self."

[12:54:42] * Redbat spreads it [12:54:49] * Keir inserts into Redbat

[17:27:43] Keir: I just went to uglypeople.com [17:27:49] Keir: There's a pic of that pierced chick [17:28:04] Keir: And underneath is an ad "Wanna meet sexy people like this in your area for romance?" [17:28:11] Keir: Worse randomized banner ever

[17:11:03] * OrionSilverhelm is a great flirt and an old school knight in shining armor gentleman [17:16:09] OrionSilverhelm: give me 5 minutes and I could get most educated women wet

[17:47:35] Keir: Second question... [17:47:36] Keir: http://www.georgewbushstore.com/ [17:47:49] Keir: Is a long road leading nowhere really the campaign image you want?

[01:01:51] Keir|MST3K: I'm afk, so I didn't hear the explanation, I'm off on my bed masturbating thinking of Mack and his G-spot

[13:12:18] Keir: Pathfinder online? [13:20:19] * Keir slaps Frollo around a bit with a large trout [13:20:22] Keir: Answer! :P [13:20:44] Frollo: You forget the magic word [13:21:30] Keir: Is Pathfinder please online? [13:21:42] Keir: Why, are you in charge of Pathfinder's online activity? [13:21:44] Frollo: No, hes not [13:21:55] Keir: Well can you please put him online? [13:22:21] *** MidgeCellewan (ctsketch@ool-43572526.dyn.optonline.net) has left #republica [13:22:37] Keir: M'eh, Midge going offline is just as good :) [13:22:38] Keir: Thanks!

[14:04:01] Phryss: I knew it was a bad idea to make my character smaller than your GI tract.

[22:20:02] Keir: Umm, possibly when she came downstairs to wake me up I had ***in my sleep*** grabbed a plush pink unicorn doll on the bed and was sleeping with it

[22:17:16] Phryss: SxyGirlwrgt [12:17 AM]: Hey cutsie , do you have a girlfriend? I hope not! See my pics http://www.yahoo.com/members/a/cam LUV YA!!! =) j h [22:17:25] * Phryss considers how to answer. [22:18:03] Keir: I usually reply with "I have a severed human head on my lap right now" [22:18:39] Keir: Of course, they have prescripted replies, but it's usually strangely sadistic like "You have no idea how much that turns me on, please type your creditcard # into my wide twat ( )

[18:47:31] Hovstad: *blows Vodo* *blows Vodo* *Blows Vodo*... sigh, those were the days

[23:05:20] Syn[Batman]: There's a winamp 5? [23:05:34] Phryss: There has been for some time. [23:06:09] Phryss: 5 is quite a worthwhile upgrade. [23:06:15] Syn[Batman]: What's new in it? [23:06:33] Phryss: In fact, I think it solves some big security hole. [23:06:42] Phryss: Not sure--didn't use 2 or 3 extensively. [23:06:48] Keir_Santage: People could change my winamp skin? >:( [23:06:54] Phryss: I remember I couldn't read anything before 5, though. [23:07:38] Syn[Batman]: Couldn't read anything? [23:07:55] Keir_Santage: She was illiterate

[18:58:54] Kavano_Forman: i need to know something... [18:59:13] Phryss: Moose hair is hollow.

[03:05:12] Khan: mind if I login to either of your accounts for a tic? [03:05:25] Phryss: Meh. [03:05:31] Phryss: go crazy [03:05:38] Khan: handle? [03:05:40] Jake: Jakob Sensar [03:05:41] Jake: Feel free [03:05:45] * Phryss <= [03:05:51] Terak: me [03:06:05] * Phryss notes Terak's handle is "me" [03:06:17] * Phryss saves that information for when his password is also learned. [03:06:19] Terak: Terak Falcor [03:06:24] Phryss: sweet. [03:06:27] * Phryss goes to login.

[23:28:34] Phryss: boys have to empty their semen like they do poop [23:28:37] Phryss: ^ friends msnm name [23:28:38] Phryss: ' [23:29:36] Keir|ChrisDeBurgh: If you're emptying semen out your ass, you are clearly having anal sex with guys [23:29:53] Phryss: Well then it wouldn't be your semen. [23:30:16] Phryss: So that means your urethra is pointing in the wrong direction. [23:30:24] Keir|ChrisDeBurgh: touche [23:30:36] Keir|ChrisDeBurgh: Or that you've successfully self-fornicated [23:31:21] Phryss: I think she insinuates that the two are similar in the need, rather than the method, though.

[20:23:04] * Leos_Adrynn walks off the lift with his nads in his pockets and blood on his shirt. he heads for his usual spot in the corner and sits down

[13:09:51] Bengro: though, i want to make it clear, i usually dont lick mice

[23:21:48] Keir: Lego females are inherently sexual [23:21:59] Keir: Which is odd, since women aren't really people [23:22:05] Keir: Discuss

[13:40:06] Keir: Anyways, once you're done implementing 5 dozen boobytraps to nail Keir...think you could work on actually implementing some features? [13:40:44] TembreFe`ll: I want to nail Keir. [13:40:59] TembreFe`ll: I'm sorry, that came out all wrong. [13:41:06] TembreFe`ll: I want to screw Keir. [13:41:08] TembreFe`ll: NO WAIT! [13:41:27] TembreFe`ll: I want to feck Keir. [13:41:27] Thragg_Craghorn: quit while your behind Tembre [13:41:30] TembreFe`ll: +over [13:41:32] TembreFe`ll: DAMMIT! [13:41:53] Keir: While I'm behind Tembre? [13:41:56] Keir: Usually he's behind =\ [13:42:04] * Keir thrusts? [13:42:20] TembreFe`ll: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

[13:51:01] Acria: a month is only 21 days at most

[20:12:16] * SA_Balach raises an eyebrow [20:12:16] * JackTLadd sees SA_Balach 's eyebrow and raises a moustache!

[23:57:09] Keir|TheLastDJ: Come in Major Tom [23:57:28] Keir|TheLastDJ: Can you hear me Major Tom? [00:00:44] Keir|TheLastDJ: k, you don't want to play my little game? Too good to chime in on a sing-a-long, all too cool for a Keir Bowie concert? Yeah, well fuck you all, I don't need you, I don't need this, I have a Star Trek Simulation! D: [00:00:52] * Keir|TheLastDJ runs off crying [00:01:02] *** Keir|TheLastDJ (Keir@RIRC.D7489506DF05B.SWC) Quit (Quit: Bah, 6000 years later and we're still waging war to impress invisible superheroes that live in outer space)

[20:34:16] *** phoenix (jirc@RIRC.D0FC1BB5B0C3F3.SWC) Quit (Quit: peace, love, and cookies.) [20:34:48] *** Jake (Jake@RIRC.F7E495D538363.SWC) Quit (Quit: Hate.)

[23:13:20] Keir|Math: You know, in high school I told my teacher I would never use log/ln again in my life [23:13:37] Keir|Math: If only he could know that I'd be using them to check planetary populations in an online Star Wars simulation

[22:14:01] Scant_Marrer: always trying to spread the wealth I am :p [22:15:20] TembreFe`ll: Wealth and Herpes. [22:15:31] * Scant_Marrer shrugs :) [22:15:40] Scant_Marrer: not many have been as successful as I [22:17:55] * Scant_Marrer was being serious

[12:40:38] Acria: Assistant Alderwoman of Deep Throating, Acria Xinge

[22:48:21] *** Arden_Sherran (ASTS@RIRC.89C6D5F4A69246.SWC) has joined #swc-members [22:48:28] Joseph_Roscha: So ... umm... incest anyone? [22:48:31] *** Arden_Sherran (ASTS@RIRC.89C6D5F4A69246.SWC) has left #swc-members

[01:11:45] TembreFe`ll: Reese is my own little Mt. St. Melons. [01:12:02] TembreFe`ll: Now if you'll excuse me... LET THE MOUNTING COMMENCE! [01:12:16] * Phryss comes between Syn and Tembre.

[20:15:35] Joseph_Roscha: I'm just glad I can pretend I'm a man again.

[19:23:51] Selatos: "I smell pheromones" [19:23:58] EricJackson: "No you dont, big boy."

[20:33:53] EricJackson: I'd rather not turn a brief action of scratching Tembre's ass into a long and involved, 16 chapter epic novel on the art of rectum scratching\

[11:41:26] * Jake_Onsai laughs at wall-mart [11:41:42] Jake_Onsai: sorry i live in england [11:41:55] Yokri_Carbas: no need to apologise [11:42:04] Yokri_Carbas: it's not your fault

[12:39:00] Acria: I used to be a man

[15:13:09] * Gerralk cracks whip [15:13:12] Cyrus: IWA! [15:13:30] Keir: Cyrus yells out IWA's name in response to hearing a whip crack...interesting

[17:26:46] Cyrus: I am flexible, creative and innovative. I can be used in a variety of ways, for many different purposes; I'm probably bisexual, or at least I sleep around a lot.

[15:04:19] Keir: Goodbye all [15:04:22] Keir: except Bayley [15:04:26] Bayley: Bye Hun [15:04:28] Bayley: lub you too [15:04:31] Keir: I hope your computer gets cancer [15:04:34] Keir: and dies

[00:26:30] Keir: Oh come on, as long as we time our kick/bans, we can carry on a perfectly coherent conversation [00:26:42] Phryss: Provided they remain at 60s. [00:26:55] Phryss: And I don't just ban you both and go to bed. [00:26:56] Keir: You always ruin my fun Pryshsy [00:27:34] Keir: "No, I would not be interested in a fivesome Keir", "I don't think that's supposed to be electric", "Where are you going with the toaster Keir?"

[13:16:56] Redbat: . [13:17:07] Keir: Redbat on his period again?

[23:19:17] *** Corrigan_Danroth (governor@RIRC.EAB91E95F19F67.SWC) has joined #swc-members [23:19:18] Syn: Hee. Matching boobs. [23:19:36] Phryss: It's like a friendship bracelet. But with a nipple. [23:19:45] *** Corrigan_Danroth (governor@RIRC.EAB91E95F19F67.SWC) has left #swc-members

[00:19:03] Arzak: Woot Idiot's Array! [00:19:05] Arzak: :P [00:19:31] Keir: Playing online Sabaac, or trying to talk to the Rules Team?

[22:04:16] Brooks: wow Kir jax is a complete idiot [22:04:24] Keir|NEW-GNS: Took you this long? [22:04:30] Keir|NEW-GNS: Honestly, catch up :P [22:04:36] Brooks: I was on the shitter [22:04:46] Keir|NEW-GNS: For the past 18 months?

[23:46:41] Midge[Sleep]: yes...I wish I was a transvestite

[10:38:44] Hipnog: i could pass the bar [10:39:05] ArianaK: uh no you cant [10:39:25] Hipnog: yeah i can [10:39:32] Hipnog: it only takes about 3 weeks to study for [10:39:37] ArianaK: omg [10:39:58] ArianaK: er maybe if you want to practice in Kern County population 10 [10:40:04] Hipnog: chuckle [10:40:12] Hipnog: no im just that damn smart [10:40:27] Hipnog: knowledge is the key to continued exisitence [10:43:15] Hipnog: whos read the art of war [10:43:23] Hipnog: by tzu sun

[18:25:29] *** MidgeCellewan (ctsketch@RIRC.C822E063F4BDA.SWC) has joined #swc-help [18:25:31] Jake: That tickles. [18:25:33] *** MidgeCellewan (ctsketch@RIRC.C822E063F4BDA.SWC) has left #swc-help

[22:16:05] Keir: Honestly, if I send Dreighton an eMail with a bug, you know something like "Faction Creation seems to be down", I don't expect it fixed for a good 3 months in the fucking first place, I hardly need a "I'm going grocery shopping, I'll check my eMails when I get back" announcement [22:16:08] * Phryss is afk: Peeing. Logging: [on] Pager: [on]

[10:50:43] Niels: Keir, I hope a nasty fiery pit of lava finds you at an unfortunate moment in the near future.

[21:37:08] TembreFe`ll: Nose to anus chain! [21:37:14] theluvDruG: Shit yeah! [21:37:14] Phryss: That's so conformist. >: (

[21:43:08] theluvDruG: I think my ears are getting pussy again.

[01:01:13] singultus: Why must my uni be so fecking lame? [01:01:21] singultus: It blocks everything as pornography. [01:01:28] singultus: It's pissing me off. [01:01:42] Tagge: drug... try looking at pornography... it might not be blocked :P [01:01:44] singultus: bigjohnsbeefjerky.com [01:01:52] singultus: I just want beef jerky god dammit.

[23:13:48] *** sexigurl4u is now known as Keir [23:14:14] Keir: [02:13] <Corran_Halcyan> So, are you really a SexiGurl? [23:14:15] Keir: [02:14] <sexigurl4u> erm, no :P [23:14:15] Keir: [02:14] <sexigurl4u> 21 year old male university student, Keir Santage :P [23:14:15] Keir: [02:14] <Corran_Halcyan> AHHHH! [23:14:15] Keir: [02:14] <Corran_Halcyan> EWWW [23:14:24] Keir: Note to self: Do not ever use that nick again

[00:56:14] Keir: nothing like putting a fruit rollup on your genitals

[00:58:45] Lt_vLuck: Chewing gum is not a sex toy [00:59:04] Raan_Jodus: says u

[01:00:05] Keir: I'm just about done my essay, just trying to think of a good paragraph to close with [01:00:21] Keir: and am incredibly tempted to put screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, screw flanders, [01:00:37] tycho: and in conclusion, the penguins of the artic are not a good food source for the migrating africans that cannot handle the heat anymore. the end. [01:01:03] Keir: It's on 16th century psalm translation :( [01:01:09] Keir: But thanks for the effort! :D

[01:22:40] Raan_Jodus: sure u can read lips when ur blind...the person might have a hard time talking with ur hand over their mouth tho

[18:07:18] Phryss: Sometimes, I sit back and think about what my father used to tell me about the birds and the bees: "Stop fucking the dog. The neighbors are watching, and it's their dog."

[17:37:54] Keir|WritingAVirus: It's never the wrong conversation for penis

[07:14:15] * Selatos reflects [07:14:49] * JackTLadd checks his hair in Selatos

[20:19:03] * jake` cracks open Abnormal Psych book for the first time [20:19:07] jake`: prepare to be diagnosed [20:19:14] * Phryss crosses fingers. [20:19:20] Phryss: Megalomania, megalomania...

[22:39:23] Phryss: I pop the pimples on my noses with my breasts!

[16:24:22] Grant: 5"6 here [16:24:27] Peter_Silverwood: 5"? [16:24:31] Grant: uh [16:24:34] Grant: wrong length

[20:13:02] Baron_Lodger: get out of me, keir!!!

[21:07:32] Jeric: I refuse to shave my ass/junk. [21:07:38] Jeric: Because I know I will cut something. [21:07:42] Jeric: And I'm too lazy to upkeep. [21:07:52] Jeric: And I like feeling my ass.

[21:18:11] Keir: Would your client like to go through my briefs? [21:18:18] Keir: I think I can get a discharge

[20:57:05] Keir: Tom got it up [20:57:21] TomServo: You bet I did.

[18:22:28] TomServo: I want to make a video of a guy chucking a bowling ball in a dodgeball game, nailing someone in the chest violently, shouting out "I f'cking win!", and getting slammed right back in the head with it.

[13:07:23] Ezekiel: this is superb [13:07:34] Ezekiel: my friend is over and im pretending to be her having cyber sex with this guy [13:07:36] Ezekiel: what a loser :P [13:07:47] Grant: my thoughts exactly

[21:48:57] Banquo: Nothing worse then giving a girl the E-shag then finding out she is really a dude. [21:49:08] Banquo: And you know whats worse? When the guy pretending to be a girl has a bigger winky then you.

[09:20:06] * Dakko shakes his head [09:20:34] JackTLadd: put it away this aint a urinal

[10:28:48] Keir|Away: pron sites need to stop patronizing us with gimmicky titles [10:29:21] Keir|Away: "Little Avril loses her big black lesbian dildo virginity to five men at once!!11!!!" [10:29:38] Keir|Away: a) I bet she wasn't named "Avril" before the pop singer became famous [10:29:57] Keir|Away: b) I highly doubt that her first sexual experience happens to be with 5 men on camera [10:30:14] Keir|Away: c) lesbians and men...some titles just contradict themselves [10:30:25] Keir|Away: d) Why does the picture always end up being a Welsh landscape anyhow?

[14:08:05] Jolly: what do you think about "monkeys dicks cream" [14:08:16] TembreFe`ll: As a product? [14:08:23] TembreFe`ll: I don't think there's a market.

[15:38:27] Nalah: My mother marks the English national exams. She was marking one creative writing paper today, and she got to the bottom of the page of one that read "the doctor knelt down beside her and raped her" - she turned the page and it finished "leg in a bandage". Hehe.

[15:35:35] * EricJackson wedgies Keir while he's distracted [15:36:09] * Keir curiously enjoys the experience of something being driven into his ass, and will return to this memory later in life while recounting where his tumultuous homosexuality began

[20:25:36] BlackKnight: syn looks like a dell keyboard [20:25:50] EJ|DND: I thought Syn looked like a Falleen?

[21:02:06] Syn[FMA]: Hey, if the ball is coming at you really hard, and slams into your racquet, does it ever knock you backwards with the force due to your total lack of body mass? ¦D [21:02:18] Sel|GM: no? [21:02:34] Sel|GM: never had issues with that [21:02:45] Sel|GM: because i swing my racquet quickly [21:02:52] Sel|GM: which counteracts the motion of the ball [21:03:01] Sel|GM: its described in a physics equation that I don't know. [21:03:06] Syn[FMA]: F=MA [21:03:14] Sel|GM: LOL [21:03:15] Sel|GM: FMA

[22:37:03] * EricJackson throws penis into open mouth

[22:52:34] *** Syn[FMA] changes topic to 'This space for rent.' [22:54:48] *** Phryss changes topic to 'Coming soon: Starbucks!'

[18:20:38] Slogga: I love fisting with an iron ruler!

[15:42:06] * EJ|Gaming braids Keir's pubes

[22:49:59] Phryss: STOP CRYING, YOU VAGINA!

[23:16:46] * Phryss headstands, contracts rectum.

[01:30:04] Keir: Geez, women complain too much [01:30:09] Keir: "Breast fungus would be uncomfortable" [01:30:17] Keir: "*you8 try having a period"

[15:44:58] Varsch: i require AT LEAST two boobies [15:44:59] Raan_Jodus: what if you hdad 3? like the chick in total Recall? [15:45:11] *** Raan_Jodus is now known as R[a]an [15:45:17] Varsch: everyone always mentions total recall ^_^ [15:45:38] Varsch: obviously this movie has impressed more than believed! [15:45:48] Varsch: i was actually really young when i saw those three boobs =| [15:45:57] R[a]an: see..u remember it too [15:45:58] Varsch: probably first boobs i saw on tv [15:45:59] R[a]an: its impressionable [15:46:03] Varsch: must've thought all women had that

[19:21:36] * Selatos remembers prom [19:21:42] Selatos: my boyfriend was awesome.

[01:05:13] * EricJackson exorcizes Syn [01:06:23] *** Phryss (phoenix@RIRC.D29D82952C932.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout) [01:06:35] EricJackson: ... [01:06:40] EricJackson: Phryss was inhabiting Syn!

[23:16:54] Karellen: Under what conditions can you tractor a ship? [23:17:05] Karellen: Assigned to you, own, what? [23:17:10] Prince_Tholin: Snow [23:17:14] Prince_Tholin: It has to be snowing [23:17:18] Prince_Tholin: with low light [23:17:27] Prince_Tholin: and a small chance of a blizzard. [23:17:29] Karellen: Bah, I was afraid of that Tholin. :[

(#swc-members) [00:39:04] eB: btw, i recently became a developer [00:39:37] eB: yeah thats ne [00:39:52] eB: crap ive messes soemthign up haven i [00:39:56] eB: crapies (#rules) [00:39:49] Keir: Out of interest, what's eB working on? [00:40:18] Khan: nothing at the moment, not decided on a task for him yet [00:40:33] Keir: And please tell me you're not giving him anything that could crash the combine because of a misspelled variable

[21:52:57] Selatos: I came on my own face.

[21:56:48] Selatos: So when my parents came home, they found their 12 year-old son lying unconscious, pants around his ankles, in front of a TV blaring with porn and covered in man chowder.

[20:46:23] Phryss: Results 1 - 10 of about 90,000 for surprise triple orgasm. (0.84 seconds) [20:47:42] Dakko: So... I could have a surprise triple orgasm in .84 seconds? [20:48:03] Keir: no [20:48:05] ArianaK: dont hold your breath Dakko :D [20:48:15] Keir: Only women have surprise triple orgasms, only men finish in 0.84 seconds

[15:17:15] Keir|Away: Liam Neeson and Michael Caine [15:17:27] Keir|Away: Could've been Admiral Ackbar's All-Anal Adventure VII and I would've loved it :D

[23:32:45] lennyFP: I'm going to hold up a chart of the first 151 Pokemon for my kid. The first one he reaches for will be his name. [23:33:29] lennyFP: Whether Electrabuzz, Mew, or Wigglytuff, he won't have an argument with me about naming him since he picked it himself.

[11:34:37] MackJ: Arizona Law: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. [11:35:16] MackJ: Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house. [11:35:39] Tagge_the_Magnificent: damn... only 2 dildos for 6 women?! [11:35:51] MackJ: They have to share.

[19:48:08] Seele: And my 4yr old dinky wouldn't reach a goat hole from that distance.

[20:36:19] * Daywalker|AFK I'm back. Reason for Departure: work. I Left at 01:31am. I was gone 3days 21hrs 4mins

[01:46:07] Phryss: I am buff and sexy spandex man.

[09:33:06] * tycho unfolds his 20 page schlong [09:33:14] Krysanyia: oh i am not touching that one [09:33:23] Leti-work: I am :D [09:33:26] * Leti-work grabs hold. [09:33:58] * tycho swings it like a helicopter rotor [09:34:05] * Leti-work flies off. [09:34:45] * tycho performs attack maneuvers with drug in tow [09:35:08] Thragg_Craghorn: that sounds like a code word for 'gay intercourse' [09:35:12] * tycho drops a payload? [09:35:45] * Leti-work recieves deposit.

[16:24:56] * Redbat plays with his balls

[16:34:45] Miin_Ikron: no [16:34:52] Miin_Ikron: it felt like an orgasm in my mouth :P [16:35:00] Miin_Ikron: it didn't taste like an orgasm in my mouth [16:35:02] Miin_Ikron: it felt like one [16:35:04] Miin_Ikron: are we clear?

[18:15:05] Takanaki: I like them close to flat chested [18:15:11] Keir: I side with Taka on this issue [18:15:11] Takanaki: so I can pretend they're not past puberty yet [18:15:14] Takanaki: and i'm their daddy [18:15:20] Keir: Okay, I've stopped siding with him

[18:26:50] Takanaki: Dress up as a girl and stalk your girlfriends [18:26:59] Takanaki: then you can check to see if you're a real man or not

[15:28:07] Sum_Con: is that suppose to hack something? [15:28:39] Alm[a]r_Zzzamasee: hack? ...? [15:28:47] Sum_Con: it says images hack [15:28:53] Sum_Con: or image shack [15:29:01] Alm[a]r_Zzzamasee: it's an upload site [15:29:02] Dorn: imageshack :P

[18:52:41] tycho: i like that word [18:52:43] tycho: mandatory [18:52:54] tycho: it can be said with such authority [18:52:57] tycho: mandatory! [18:53:01] tycho: see? [18:53:08] * tycho talks to a mirror [18:53:25] tycho: mandatory virgin deflowering [18:53:30] tycho: good job that [18:53:51] tycho: mandatory cavity search [18:53:53] tycho: bad job [18:54:09] tycho: mandatory glory hole rotation [18:54:14] tycho: extremely bad job

[18:54:56] tgr316: Well, tmy penis is stuck between my fingers, and my fingers are stuck to my mouth.

[22:25:36] phoenix: No means yes and yes means harder!

[23:12:20] Cam-Away: I go for the ass [23:12:30] Cam-Away: line up the shot and go for it

[17:21:15] tgr316: Stop trying to outdo me [17:22:08] Phryss: -out [17:22:19] tgr316: -Stop trying to

[01:34:13] Syn: shounen-ai -> yaoi -> public masturbation -> mutual masturbation [01:34:22] TomServo: This was not mutual! [01:34:27] TomServo: I didn't give consent! [01:34:33] Syn: It was surprise masturbation [01:34:39] TomServo: Haha, surprise masturbation [01:34:44] TomServo: "Surprise! *jerk*" [01:34:51] TomServo: What a great birthday present.

[13:21:16] * Keir looks at clock [13:21:17] Keir: ooh [13:21:25] Keir: Update: Keir does *not* have an erection at this time

[21:04:27] sharingan: afk [21:04:31] Keir|Away: lies [21:04:43] *** Shambree (Shambree@SWC-IRC.5BC6BBE322F3D9.SWC) has joined #swc-help [21:04:45] Keir|Away: You're a big fat white man telling lies [21:04:51] Shambree: yes I am [21:05:03] Keir|Away: Hrm, wasn't directed at you - but aha, a trick confession!

[19:52:00] Lamy: Dorn, my masturbation sock [19:52:03] Lamy: how are you? [19:52:23] Dorn: I are good, Lamy, oh penetrator of my wooly interior.

[15:03:37] * Zee_Wolf is sobering up. [15:04:14] Zee_Wolf: So I met a Swedish chick tonight. [15:04:20] Zee_Wolf: And started talking about Ikea. [15:04:24] Zee_Wolf: God I'm a charmer. [15:04:30] TembreFe`ll: Oh yeah. [15:04:40] TembreFe`ll: Well, at least you didn't talk about meatballs. [15:04:47] TembreFe`ll: That's more of a second date topic.

[17:45:40] Keir: It strikes me as odd you don't get a personal event when FS-tested [17:46:00] Keir: I believe I should be able to feel the inner probing, just as I was able last December during that abduction

[18:59:10] Adam_Zad: I am trying to imagine a grown man in oversized crotchless panties, tequila bottle in hand, being chased around his own house by an incensed, be-dicked woman in a trenchcoat. [18:59:10] Adam_Zad: Needless to say, I am failing fantastically. [18:59:37] Adam_Zad: Needless to say, I have an erection. [18:59:47] Lamy: did someone say erection? [19:02:37] Larsan: Hey? What? Erection? [19:02:59] Dorn: Hi. Nothing. Yes. [19:03:09] Larsan: Awesome.

[19:34:30] voldemars_greste: she went down on me with her problmes again [19:34:49] sharingan: If by 'going down on you' you mean 'asking you to justify your accusations of bias' [19:36:34] ETJ: Syn, can you go down on me? :) [19:36:45] ETJ: You seem to be doing it to him, I figured... [19:36:47] ETJ: >.> [19:36:56] voldemars_greste: that is not pleasant [19:37:00] voldemars_greste: she has cold hands [19:37:03] sharingan: .. [19:37:05] ETJ: ... [19:37:14] voldemars_greste: and feet [19:37:21] sharingan: How are girls going down on you, I wonder [19:37:31] voldemars_greste: beter dont ask [19:37:44] voldemars_greste: trust me i am still a virgin [19:37:50] ETJ: I buy it.

[18:30:56] Cherokee: crap. you ever order out and it takes so long to get there you forget that you didn't order pizza, you orded a calzone and wings? [18:31:17] Cherokee: I spent last forty minutes looking forward to a damn pizza I didn't get.

[22:20:47] * tycho kanchoes robby [22:21:03] * Robby still does'na know what a kanchoe is [22:21:21] sharingan: It's when you shove your fingers up someone else's ass. [22:21:38] Joseph_Roscha: finally a name for my favorite hobby

[00:51:10] phoenix: Unless you're fucking yourself on your ice dildo outside in the snow.

[13:08:29] Ezekiel: How will you sleep tonight after that syn? [13:08:54] phoenix: On top of the pile of infants' skulls, like every night.

[17:12:05] Keir: Scientific surveys estimating the frequency of bestiality suggest that more than 1-2% -- and perhaps as many as 8-10% -- of sexually active adults have had significant sexual experience with an animal at some point in their lives. [17:13:10] sharingan: How are there studies on how many people fantasize about it? [17:13:16] sharingan: That requires honesty to test. [17:13:56] Karellen: There are ways to get people to answer truthfully without knowing it [17:14:07] Falin_Dorn: Who the hell would admit it? [17:15:10] Keir: Yes, embed the question as Karellen suggests [17:15:12] Keir: 1) What is your name? [17:15:12] Keir: 2) Do you approve of the current presidential administration? [17:15:12] Keir: 3) Would you buy velveeta cheese if its prices were lowered? [17:15:12] Keir: 4) Have you ever had a sexual escapade with livestock? [17:15:12] Keir: 5) What is your favourite colour?

[17:19:30] Falin_Dorn: Noone should even know what sex means at that age. [17:19:44] Falin_Dorn: I didn't learn until I looked it up in a dictionary in the 5th grade. [17:19:49] Falin_Dorn: I was 11, if I remember correctly. [17:20:11] quigs_solo: I watched my 01der br0ther [17:20:30] quigs_solo: when I was 7

[20:34:06] Phryss: to change stuff, I need a password I don't remember [20:34:13] Phryss: but I wrote it down for safe-keeping [20:34:17] Phryss: I wrote it on a post-it [20:34:23] Phryss: and put the post-it in the owner's manual [20:34:28] Phryss: which my parents lost. [20:34:37] Phryss: so I click the "forgot password" link [20:34:44] Phryss: which gives me a password hint [20:35:06] Phryss: The hint that I chose tells me that it's on the post-it that's inside the owners manual that my parents lost.

[17:42:11] WvI: [Alex_Tylger] He smells like dried cum. <--Being dead two years does that to a person [17:42:14] WvI: ERr [17:42:23] WvI: [Bluebat|Awayness] Uncle Victor smells funny :( <--Being dead two years does that to a person *

[16:40:06] ETJ: http://rules.swcombine.com/images/logos/lifeAndDeath.jpg [16:40:12] ETJ: Does that NOT look like he's taking it up the ass?

[21:24:18] Phryss: So, when two people want to show one another that they really really like each other. [21:24:25] Phryss: They fornicate. [21:24:54] Phryss: And when said fornication involved two Y chromosomes, it is hot. [21:25:00] Phryss: But I'm getting ahead of myself. [21:25:40] Phryss: Sometimes, the two people fornicating will both want to fulfill the same role in the fornication. [21:25:51] Phryss: That is to say, the buggerer or the buggeree. [21:26:37] Phryss: When that happens, there is a simple way to determine who gets to choose his position, and one that is much more fun than rock-paper-sissors for the voyeur, namely me. [21:26:54] Phryss: Each person takes off all his clothes except for underwear. [21:27:03] Phryss: Whoever is wearing the skimpiest underwear gets to choose. [21:27:08] Phryss: Commando trumps.

[00:38:08] ETJ: Redbat|Study, make your IQ grow above your shoe size, or you will have to be removed from the server. My apologies. [00:38:54] *** Redbat|Logger (airc@SWC-IRC.FD041DACDDFD8.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout) [00:39:24] *** Redbat|Study (WinOX@SWC-IRC.FD041DACDDFD8.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout) [00:39:54] *** Redbat (Sentrox@SWC-IRC.EDD982853808.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout)

[01:03:54] Battousai: Hah, oh yeah [01:03:57] Battousai: Increasing bitrape. [01:03:58] Battousai: .. [01:04:01] ETJ: ... [01:04:04] Phryss: haaaah [01:04:09] ETJ: Syn rapes bits! [01:04:12] ETJ: but whose bits? [01:04:16] Phryss: Well, we knew that. [01:04:19] Phryss: lil' bits. [01:04:24] ETJ: Infant? [01:04:57] Phryss: Her philosophy is "fuck it before it learns to crawl away"

[00:11:23] TomServo: "On a daily basis, just in Iraq alone, we receive up to 300,000 pounds of mail," said Slater. "That’s two huge 747-size plane-loads. Even on days we don’t get that much, there is enough for at least one 747 from Newark, NJ. And the U.S. Postal Service contracts for planes that have the sole purpose of transporting mail in and out of the theater every single day." [00:11:24] TomServo: :O [00:11:42] ETJ: O_O [00:12:23] TomServo: That might have something to do with the giant weights that I send to Iraq. [00:12:27] TomServo: >.> [00:13:12] TomServo: By "giant weights", I mean cars filled with cement.

[17:32:25] Jerev: Million Man March! [17:32:33] *** Nalah (Nalah@SWC-IRC.454356B93E278.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout) [17:33:37] Jerev: How come everytime I say something, someone leaves? [17:34:08] *** Ed|uni (~Ed@SWC-IRC.AFDE1B3B8D90.SWC) Quit (Quit: ~ <RobertDerr> Az, I'm going to try to dock in you | <Ezekiel> Can't beat a good whack :P ~) [17:36:47] Jerev: Owned! [17:36:55] *** Cherokee (~tcherokee@SWC-IRC.BE173B7E3EF991.SWC) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [17:37:01] Jerev: Dammit!!

[22:35:51] Phryss: I had to google "horse condom outpostnine"

[19:14:47] Dorn: You can also figure out which one is your dominant hand, then punch a baby, and whichever one kills it, is your right/left, depending on dominance. [19:14:56] Dorn: And if you're ambidextrous, you'll have baby salsa!

[19:42:58] Adam_Zad: I'm driving to a job interview in like ten minutes. So I'm wearing a suit, and I was rubbing a quick one out to calm the nerves, and after I finished my business into a napkin, my tie fell from my shoulder, front first, into the semen on the napkin. It's the only tie I own here at school and I've been pounding on doors, no one's here. I have to leave soon or I'll be late. [19:42:58] Adam_Zad: HOW DO I GET THIS STAIN OUT.

[01:27:18] Phryss: Everything I know about sex I learned from dogs in the neighbourhood and rule #1 is: No matter how much the girl kicks and screams don’t let go of her leg.

[20:28:05] Dorn: I wanna be a penisologist!

[22:10:20] Keir: Do you dot your "i"s with hearts? [22:10:27] Keir: Admit it! [22:11:07] Redbat|B-b-bored: no [22:11:14] Redbat|B-b-bored: i do on my ö's though

[00:08:26] Rando_norsk: anyone here into SW reef tanks? [00:08:42] Keir: I'm trying to imagine what a SW reef tank is [00:08:45] Syn: ^ [00:08:57] Keir: And picturing a large aquarium filled with water, and a Jar Jar toy swimming alongside a bongo sub [00:09:19] Rando_norsk: an aquarium filled with reef fish and corals [00:09:22] Syn: I'm thinking of those "grow your own crystal" kits, only, with a reef. [00:09:24] Syn: And somehow star wars related [00:09:32] Rando_norsk: lol [00:09:52] Syn: Hrm, Mack was apparently thinking of a vehicular tank [00:10:38] MackJ: Why Star Wars Reef Tank? [00:10:41] MackJ: WHY! [00:10:45] MackJ: WHYYYYYYY!?! [00:11:24] Rando_norsk: was just wondering if anyone else was into the same hobby as me is all [00:12:15] Keir: I googled SW reef tank [00:12:16] Keir: Tank Wars Downloads: Last Galaxy Hero, Drug Wars - Underworld ... [00:12:17] Keir: Hone your space tank operating and shooting skills in the non-stop Star Wars combat [00:12:24] Keir: A Rich Person's Guide to Aquariums [00:12:24] Keir: Oh, and turning up to silly protests wearing Star Wars costumes. ... He also had several other large reef tanks scattered around his house [00:12:28] Keir: It didn't help much, really [00:13:04] Rando_norsk: nope [00:13:28] Keir: Do *you* have pics? [00:13:31] Keir: Or your own, or others? [00:13:35] Keir: Because I'm curious now :( [00:13:42] Rando_norsk: yep ahng on [00:13:47] Rando_norsk: oops hang on [00:14:38] Ben_Pon: sw = salt water, I imagine. [00:14:47] Jesfa: oh [00:14:47] Syn: Oh [00:14:51] Jesfa: that makes more sense :P [00:15:03] * Jesfa slaps Rando [00:15:08] Rando_norsk: yes salt water lol [00:15:13] Rando_norsk: sorry [00:15:16] Keir: oh [00:15:27] Keir: I suddenly lost my morbid fascination [00:15:32] Keir: If there's no swimming Jar Jar

[00:22:49] Jeb`el_Ras: you type with toads? [00:23:02] gitane: now thats talent [00:24:07] * Rando_norsk <------ uses his penis [00:25:40] Gawayne: heh [00:25:44] Gawayne: only after i lick them. [00:25:46] Gawayne: ... [00:25:49] Gawayne: the toads! [00:25:51] Gawayne: not the peni!

[00:25:10] Syn: The mall pic with Keir, Stockmann, and Asa makes me miss Keir (the character). /:< [00:27:25] Keir: There's something seriously wrong when I almost type "Why do you call Asa and I by our real names, but refer to Grant as Hovstad?" after that [00:27:49] * Keir repeats quietly to self "My name is Joshua. I am a real boy in the real world...some of the time"

[14:12:16] Settai_Sul: Has anyone here read Uncle Tom's Cabin? [14:12:30] Joseph_Roscha: no. But i've been to Uncle Tom's Cabin [14:12:42] Seicah: We've better things to do than learn. [14:12:44] Beowulf_MacCool: I am Uncle Tom...at least, that's what I make Ethan call me when we're intimate [14:12:58] Joseph_Roscha: its not pretty [14:13:07] Settai_Sul: O_o [14:13:33] Beowulf_MacCool: You're right, Joey, it's not pretty...but it's intense, raw, and stimulating

[21:19] Mikel: Want a secure place to keep that monthly paycheck? Need a loan? Want a bank built in that new city of yours? Think Universal Network Bank for all your banking needs! Visit #cmg-unb . [21:20] Keir: I want a loan! :D [21:20] Keir: As much money as I can get on no collateral :D [21:21] Mikel: What is cullatoral? [21:21] Keir: that's my type of bank!

[19:10:40] FrieDron: I will give a Semi-Detached house to the first person to find me a working e-book version of Dynamic Sex Life by Allen 'Gun' Reyes [19:11:44] Mujakeirdeen: Just don't tell the girl you learned that trick from an eBook you traded a house on Tatooine for

[22:35:29] ETJ: testicles can be used as pillows too. Small ones, but...ones [22:35:39] Mujakeirdeen: pillow-fight! [22:35:44] * Mujakeirdeen swings testicles at EJ!

[18:28:45] Phryss: My love for you exceeds Level 60, higher than anyone thought possible in this fantastic computer universe. My spirit soars when you are near. You restore my mana with a kiss. I even named my epic mount after you. Her name is Syn, and her hair shimmers in the sunlight, and together we ride forward into destiny. [18:29:00] Phryss: There is no other way to put it: You take my breath bar away.

[21:31:49] FrieDron: Dorn, you hate bugs and having wet hair [21:32:18] * FrieDron thinks Dorn might turn out to be gay [21:32:30] Dorn: Dude, I have long hair. [21:32:36] Dorn: And I love the cock >_>

[23:04:41] * Tagge_the_Magnificent dresses as a little boy to lure phryss [23:04:46] * Phryss pursues.

[22:21:09] ETJ: I caught my first STD at the tender age of nine.